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June 25 Dear diary I just moved to Texas!!! Really hot here. Not a problem though.... I have A/C in my home and car to keep cool. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday. I'm turning into a sun worshipper.
June 30 I had the back yard landscaped with western style plants today. Lots of cacus and rocks...What a breeze to take care of. No more mowing the lawn for me. Another scorcher today...Reached 100 but I love it here.
July 7 The temperature hasn't been below a 100 all week!!! How do people get used to this kind of heat??? Kinda windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking longer then I expected.
July 15 Fell asleep by the community pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body. Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson. Got to respect the sun in this kind of climate.
July 20 I didn't see Fluffy (my cat) sneak in the car as I left for work this morning. By the time I got back to my car at noon. Fluffy had died and swollen up like a water ballon and popped. What a mess that was to clean up. Now the car smells like kibbles and shits. I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat. Good ol Mr.Sun strikes again.
July 25 The wind sucks!!!! Feels like a giant fucking blow dryer!!! It's been hot as hell and if that's not enough my home air conditioner is on the fritz. The A/C repair man charged me $200 just to tell me he needed to order parts.
July 30 I've been sleeping out on the patio for the last 3 nights. A $225,000 house and I can't even go inside...It feels like an oven in there. Now my car air is acting up. Why did I ever move here!!!!
Aug.4 115 degrees but I finally got the air conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and it only gets the temperture down to 85. Now my car air isn't working at all. I hate this stupid state.
Aug.8 If another wise ass makes a crack about...Is it hot enough for you today??...I'm going to strangle him. Damn heat!!! By the time I get to work my radiator is boiling over,my clothes are soaked with sweat,and I smell like baked cat.
Aug.9 I tried to run some errands after work today. I thought I'd keep cool and wore shorts. As I sat on my black leather seats I thought my ass was on fire. My skin melted to the seat. I lost two layers of flesh and the hair on the back of my legs and ass. Now my car smells like burnt hair,fried ass, and baked cat.
Aug.11 The weather report might as well be a fucking recording....Hot and Sunny, Hot and Sunny, Hot and Sunny!!! It's been too damn hot to do anything for the last two months. The weather man said it might really heat up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this fucking state ?? My $1700 dollars worth of cacus aren't looking too healthy it's so damn HOT !!!!!
Aug.16 Welcome to HELL!!! It was 120 today. My cacus are all dead. I forgot to crack the window in my car and blew out my windshield. When the installer who came to replace my windshield showed up. Guess what the first thing he asked me was.....Is it hot enough for you today. My sister spent $1000 to bail me out of jail. Fucking Texas !!!! What kind of sick demented idiot would want to live here...Will write again as soon as I know how the trail goes.
lol i loved it in texas mind i was in denton
and living with a uni teacher
her hubby programed icbm's a great guy
lgw
Hey if you cant handle the heat then go home damn yankee
Actually PL I did'nt say that...that came from "Patti" ,my long time friend from high school.
This oh so threw me off I dont know what to say :)
btw....it was 111 today, wantta come visit?
And who are you calling sick and demented?????
It's just a joke txsweet....It's nothing personal. Besides you'll get the last laugh. In January when the weather isn't bad in Texas. I'll be freezing my ass in -10 degree temps. Then you can say....What kind of moron would live in Minnesota :)
Oh sweetheart I assure you I didnt take it personal...it's just so flipping HOT here and the way its going it will still be Hot here in Jan-Feb. But you know what....when people say they have to go out and shovel snow to get some where thats when I am glad Im here..I have enough to do on my list each day and Im not sure shoveling snow would be on my list...but wait...if I didnt shovel the snow I couldnt do everything on my list each day....hummmmmmmmmmmm...you may have a win win situation there Pink.
