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Posted On: 2 Feb, 2012 at 05:54 PM txsweet txsweet
29 Jan, 2010
Posts: 553

A blonde at a party was telling her friend that she'd gone off men
for life. "They lie, they cheat, and they're just no good," she
moaned. "From now on when I want sex, I'm going to use my tried and
tested plastic companion," she said.

"What happens when the batteries run out?" asked her friend.

"That's simple," replied the blonde. "I'll just fake an orgasm as usual!"

Posted On: 2 Feb, 2012 at 07:29 PM lynnandbob lynnandbob
11 Sep, 2009
Posts: 195

Hey Sweet! If your G/F would Like to beCUM a Switch Hitter I think I can Resolve Her Sexual Dilemma. XO Lynn32A

Posted On: 3 Feb, 2012 at 10:36 PM siddy1 siddy1
26 Mar, 2009
Posts: 2

Haha, nice, def. not relatable to you though because any guy would be jump at the chance to be with a such a beautiful woman.