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Posted On: 1 Feb, 2012 at 04:17 AM purrs4u purrs4u
29 May, 2011
Posts: 16

I was sitting at a bar staring at my drink when a biker chick grabbed it & gulped it down, "Well whatcha gonna do about it? She said, menacingly, as I broke into tears. " This is the worst day of my life" I told her. I'm a complete failure, my boss fired me, my car was stolen.I found my husband with another women and my dog bit me. So I came here to work up the courage to end it all. I bought a drink, dropped a capsule in and I'm watching the poison dissolve. Then you show up and drink the whole thing!!! But enough about me.... How's your day going???

Posted On: 1 Feb, 2012 at 06:16 PM txsweet txsweet
29 Jan, 2010
Posts: 553

Purrs...that was priceless!!!

Posted On: 2 Feb, 2012 at 07:10 PM lynnandbob lynnandbob
11 Sep, 2009
Posts: 195

Hey Barkeep!! Set Me UP again I need to drink a toast to my New Best Not Forever Friend. XO Lynn32A