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I was staying at a hotel and I decided to go for a walk around the grounds. I came across a man Standing on the bank of the lake fishing, not wishing to appear rude I asked him if there was any large fish in the lake.
He replied, I'm not sure really, I'm on my honeymoon.
I said if you're on your honeymoon what are you doing down here you should be back in your room giving your new bride a good seeing too!
He said he can't because she's got Gonorrhea, I said that's no problem turn her over and take her up the arse, he said no can do she's got Diarrhoea.
I said stick it in her mouth and have a good blow job! He said no she's got Pyorrhoea!
I said bloody hell she's got Gonorrhea,Diarrhoea and Pyorrhoea why did you marry her?
He replied she's good for the maggots!