Bob and Dave were out fishing one morning when Dave pulls out a cigarette and asks Bob for a light. Bob pulls out a 10" long BIC lighter and hands it to Dave. Dave is taken aback and asks Bob were he got it. Bob say he got it from his genie. Dave say you have a genie! "Yah right here in my Tackle box". Dave says "do you think he would grant me a wish"? Bob said "sure but speak up because he is a bit hard of hearing". In the next minute or so the skies go black and a tremendous racket occurs as a million duck fly by. Dave say "CHRIST I ASKED FOR A MILLION BUCKS" Bob says "I told you he was hard of hearing...do you thick a really asked for a 10" BIC?????
LOL....Gotta love it !