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This is an oldie but a goodie

A married couple are arguing whether or not they should replace there old livingroom furniture. Getting nowhere the husband finally takes off his pants and tosses them to his wife and says....Put these on....The wife replies...You know they are way too big and don't fit.

The husband replies...That's right....And that's why I wear the pants in the family and if I say we don't need new furniture....We Don't need new furniture.

The wife then reaches up under her skirt and slips off her panties and tosses them to her husband and says....Put these on

The husband looks at the tiny thong and replies...You know I can't get into these

The wife says EXACTLY!!!! And you won't until I get my new furniture