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A very naïve man decides to do something wild he hasn't done before, so he sets out to rent his first X-rated adult video. He goes to the video store and after looking around for a while selects a title that sounds very stimulating. He drives home, gets comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR.

To his disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen. He got mad and called the video store to complain.

Naïve Man : "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static."

Store Clerk: "Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"

Naïve Man: "It's called, Head Cleaner."