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Posted On: 15 Mar, 2012 at 02:56 AM cmoure cmoure
17 Oct, 2009
Posts: 228

Exhausted and ill from the effort of enacting the Obama healthcare plan, an elderly Senator goes to the doctor. Doctor says, "I have bad news, good news, and bad news, Senator. The bad news is that you only have six months to live. But the good news is that there’s an operation that is 100% successful in curing this illness." "That sounds great, Doctor," says the Senator, "but what’s the other bad news?" The Doctor replies, "The Department of Health and Human Services says the first available slot is seven months from today."

Posted On: 15 Mar, 2012 at 06:36 PM lynnandbob lynnandbob
11 Sep, 2009
Posts: 195

It's a Very Good Day for the Senator to Keep His Back to the Wall. XO Lynn32A