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A married couple get ready for bed. The wife turns off the light and curls up to go to sleep. Her husband rolls over and puts his arm around her and starts to play with her breast. The wife says, not tonight honey I have an appointment in the morning to see the gynecologist and I want to stay fresh. Feeling rejected the man rolls over and begins to pout. After a few minutes he rolls back over puts his arm around his wife and kisses her neck. He then says sweetheart, are you seeing the dentist in the morning???

Good one. But my wife would say, "I'll make an appt first thing in the morning."