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Dirty, Filthy, and Nasty Joke... Be forewarned.
A young woman wants to borrow her father's car but is not excited because her filthy father makes her orally gratify him before she can take it.
One weekend, her friends convince her that they really need the car. They were unaware of the deal.
The woman in convinced and mentally prepares herself for the task. Maybe he will let one slide...
She finds him in the living room watching TV. "Daddy, may I borrow the car?"
Without looking away from the TV, he unzips his pants and says, "You know what to do."
She gets angry and says, "Just this once?"
He simply laughs. Taking a deep breath, the woman gets on her knees and starts thinking about the fun she will have with her friends. She draws nearer and is shocked at the stench. She shouts, "Dad, it smells like shit!"
The father smacks his forehead and shouts, "Sorry honey, I forgot your brother has the car!"
Forgive me for sharing...
Naughtymule
LOL ...Now that is wrong in so many ways
