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A man walks into a fine restaurant to have some dinner. After being seated, he begins looking at the menu and then notices a very attractive woman sitting at the next table. Suddenly the woman sneezes violently causing her glass eye to pop out towards him. Instinctively, he jumps up and grabs the glass eye on the first bounce then steps over to the woman's table to hand it back to her. Thanking him and admitting she's very embarassed about the whole situation, she offers to buy him dinner which he accepts. They sit and eat dinner, talking and talking, and getting comfortable with each other's company. They laugh, they share thoughts and ideas about life and have a great dinner. After paying the check, the woman invites the man back to her house for drinks. At her house, they laugh and talk until late, then she invites him to stay the night. She makes wild passionate love to him all night. In the morning, he awakens to see her standing there, nude, with a tray of food for his breakfast. The man is in awe of this beautiful woman. As he sits there eating his breakfast in bed, he says, "I'm just a plain, ordinary kind of guy and you're such an intelligent, beautiful woman. What reason could have possibly made you decide to bring me home with you last night?"
"Well..." the woman said, "You just caught my eye."

now that is a good one