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Posted On: 8 Dec, 2011 at 09:28 PM Poker4U Poker4U
15 Aug, 2010
Posts: 50

Darwin awards are posthumously bestowed on individuals who through single-minded self-sacrifice, have done the most to remove themselves from the human gene pool.
Nominees have included:

[Hickory Daily Record] Ken XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX, 47,accidentally
shot himself to death when, awakened by the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone but grabbed instead a Smith &Wesson .38 Special, which discharged when he drew it to his ear.

Posted On: 9 Dec, 2011 at 02:19 AM lynnandbob lynnandbob
11 Sep, 2009
Posts: 195

Ring UP a Ding-a-Ling!!! If he slept with his Gun Under his pillow he would have found the phone! XO Lynn32A

Posted On: 9 Dec, 2011 at 08:23 AM txsweet txsweet
29 Jan, 2010
Posts: 553

I think he was just suicidal . Might had been a Monday and he did'nt want to wake up and go to work.