Crisco "A GREAT JOKE"   Reply to topic

A young white guy buys a membership to a health club. While there he takes a look around. He goes into the locker room to check out his locker. As he is standing there, a black man wearing only a towel comes up to the locker next to his and starts to get dressed. The white guy says I'm not gay or a racist but I gotta hand it to you black men. The way your hung you gotta be popular with the ladies. The black man laughs and replies, we don't have big dicks cuz we are black. We just know the secret how to make our dicks grow. And I'll tell you as long as you promise not to go and tell all your friends. The white guy is curious and says, I promise not to say a word, now what's the secret?? The black man then replies, OK fine what you do is.... Every night before you go to bed, take a big hand full of lard and stroke it all over your dick. If you do that every night, then in a couple of weeks I promise you'll see the difference.

About a month goes by before the white guy sees the black man in the locker room. He goes up to him and says, What the hell you trying to do to me!!! The black man puzzled replies, what are you talking about?? The white guy replies, I did what you told me to do and had to stop after a week while I still had a dick!! The black man says what do you mean?? The white guy replies, my dick is tiny !! I wasn't huge before but now I'm tiny. The black man puzzled says, Now tell me exactly what did you do??? The white guy replies I did what you said, every night before bed I stroked a hand full of crisco all over my dick. The black man laughs and says, you did what!! Crisco that be shortening!!

omg..lmao