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Wade Phillips is walking down the hall, past the showers in the Dallas locker room, after practice on afternoon. He's been around guys showering most of his life so he rarely looks in there unless his name is called out. For unknown reasons, he glances into the shower and sees Tony Romo rinsing off. To his awe Romo has a dick that looks like he could pick up a peanut with it.
After a half hour in his office Wade walks back down the hall toward the exit in the locker area and sees Romo dressed and headed the same way. Out in the parking lot he calls out for Tony to wait up.
"Yes, Coach?" asks Romo.

"Well, Tony...first of all I'm totally straight but, where in heavens name did you get a cock that looks like it sheds it's skin 4 times a year?"

" Coach, my secret is that I wack my pecker against the head board 4 times each nite before bed."

That night as Wade is getting ready to turn in he approached the bed and pondered Tony's secret. Half believing it to be total crap he figures..."what the hell, it's worth a try."

Out come his dick and whack, whack, whack, whack against the head board.

Mrs. Phillips rolls over in the dark and says, " Tony? Is that you?"