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Posted On: 31 Oct, 2011 at 05:36 PM ukkenny ukkenny
6 Aug, 2011
Posts: 147

Wikipedia = I know everything!
Google = I have everything!
Facebook = I know everybody
Internet = Without me you’re all nothing.
Electricity = Bend over BITCHES

Posted On: 31 Oct, 2011 at 06:49 PM txsweet txsweet
29 Jan, 2010
Posts: 553

LMAO---how some people do live by the net!

Good one UK!!!!

:)

Posted On: 1 Nov, 2011 at 08:25 PM lynnandbob lynnandbob
11 Sep, 2009
Posts: 195

Say Kenny!! U May Wish to Change Google to I-tunes. Then U Will Have WIFIE. Just a WiFi Thought. XO Lynn32A

PS Hear Tell We're All Connected & with Just Six Degrees of Seperation

Posted On: 1 Nov, 2011 at 08:51 PM lynnandbob lynnandbob
11 Sep, 2009
Posts: 195

PS Say Kenny You May Wish to be Careful with the 'Bend Over BITCH' Stuff. You See Us Cowgirls Have Cattle PRODS & We KNOW How to Use Them Right Well.

Soooo You May Wish to Give SUM Thought on How Your:

Annual
Prostate
Exam
SUCKS !!!

Smile Please!! Now Bend Over & Just Grin & BARE It!!! Then after I'll See if I Can Git You Tooo Giddy UP & Gallop!!!

Posted On: 1 Nov, 2011 at 09:07 PM ukkenny ukkenny
6 Aug, 2011
Posts: 147

lynn it a only a joke hun shezzz some one in a touchy mood today. but i still love you.
Ps without Electricity all the overs are very fucked that what it is say xxxx

Posted On: 1 Nov, 2011 at 09:44 PM ukkenny ukkenny
6 Aug, 2011
Posts: 147

PPS

smiles at lynn and bends over x

Posted On: 2 Nov, 2011 at 07:13 PM lynnandbob lynnandbob
11 Sep, 2009
Posts: 195

Ohhh Kenny My Luv!! Just Keepin an Eye on the Herd SUM Sooooo Y'all Don't Stray toooo Far. Meant as a YUK YUK not a Case of the Crabs!! Soooo Let Me Make Nicey Nicey. I'm Bent Over Just Waitin to Git YOU Hitched UP BEHIND My ASSets & PLUGGED IN Sooo I Can Set YOU a PLOWIN My HOT Horny Furrows. XOXO Lynn32A PS For Real NOT CyberSEX!!

Posted On: 2 Nov, 2011 at 09:02 PM ukkenny ukkenny
6 Aug, 2011
Posts: 147

you can fly over any time you like lynn and if you a good girl i might bend you over on the stairs. I got some good views out back looking over the fields so no one can see if you do you out back. xxxx

Posted On: 3 Nov, 2011 at 05:59 PM lynnandbob lynnandbob
11 Sep, 2009
Posts: 195

Hey Kenny! I Do have a Passport with Just the Right Visa and an AMEX Card Tooo! Sooo not a Problem for Me to CUM by & See You. BUTT What's UP are You Shy??? If We're Goin to Perform Outside What's the Point if there's NO SRO Audience. Heck If Your Sooooo Good Maybe They'll Give You a Standin Ovation. XO Lynn32A

Posted On: 4 Nov, 2011 at 10:37 AM ukkenny ukkenny
6 Aug, 2011
Posts: 147

Well Lynn get that sexy bum over hear then. i am not shy i was thinking of you. So the ladies down the pub then ;) xxxx

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