In a sauna, a cute blonde girl sat in opposite of a young lad ... all naked. He looked at her from above to below and the other way round. "Why are you watchin' me the whole time in that silly stupid way?" she asked him. "Well", he replied "You have blond hair on your head but your bush is totally black-haired. I never have seen something like that!"
"Baby ... one thing you must know: I'm not stupid everywhere!"