BLONDE JOKES   Reply to topic

You probably already know all of these but what the hell


What's the easiest way to drown a blonde?? Put a scratch-n-sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory??? She was throwing away the W's


Why don't blondes eat m&ms??? They are too hard to peel.



If a redhead and a blonde jumped off a skyscraper who would hit the side walk first??? The redhead the blonde would get lost on the way down.


What does a blonde do when she finishes sucking cock???? She spits out the feathers.


How do blonde brain cells die?? Alone


Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for 2 hours??? Because it said concentrate.


What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch???? A blonde will fuck everyone, a bitch will fuck everyone but you.


Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her hubands car?? She burned her lips on the tailpipe.


And last but not least......


How did the blonde break her arm raking leaves?? She fell out of the tree.

now that one I cant relate to.

You know you can always make them brown headed or red headed...trust me..if blondes are so dumb so are they :)

Actually blondes arent dumb at all, the jokes on all those that think they are!