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A young girl is sitting by herself on a train when a crusty old man comes in eating a tray of prawns. He sits opposite her, shelling his prawns and flicking the shells on the floor. Occasionally he tosses one onto the lady's lap with a sneer.
When he has finished eating his meal he casually screws up the polystyrene tray and throws it into the girls face.
The young girl stands up, picks the shells off the floor, puts them back into the tray and throws the whole mess out of the window. Then she walks over to the emergency stop button and thumps it hard.
"You fuckin stupid bitch!" said the old fart, "That's gonna cost you $500, hehehe!"
"Yeah," she replied, "but when the police smell your fingers it's gonna cost you 10 years!"