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Here's the joke:

Three pregnant ladys are chatting about their pregnancies. The black-haired says "Well, I do know by now, what I will get in a few months." "Did you see the photo?" the other two asks her. "No, but I know, it will be a boy ... because I'm sittin' on my hubby during havin' sex!"
The red-haired girl adds: "Yes, if that will be true ... I will get a girl, because during sex, I lie under my hubby all night long!"
Ohhh then, the blonde put her fingers nervous through her hair and she cries "Damn shit ... so I will get a little doggie ...!!!"

Hi there, the first one is the wrong one ... here's the right one:

In a sauna. A cute blonde girl sat in opposite of a young lad ... all naked. He looked at her from above to below and the other way round. "Why are you watchin' me the whole time in that silly stupid way?" she asked him. "Well", he replied "You have blond hair on your head bur your bush is totally black-haired. I never have seen something like that!"
"Baby ... one thing you must know: I'm not everywhere stupid!"