I've told this joke several times in the chat room. For those of you who don't go into chat...here it is
What's the difference between a friend and a good friend???
A friend will help you move....a good friend will help you move a body!!
A friend will come visit you in jail.
A good friend will be in there with you.
a friend holds your hair while you throw up at a bar. a better friend lets go of your head and pulls out so you can throw up;)
ok, that was tim's friend joke and i refuse to tell the story that goes with it because i'm not in it.