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Posted On: 5 Dec, 2011 at 11:51 AM Poker4U Poker4U
15 Aug, 2010
Posts: 50

An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Guido, I wan you lissina me. I wan you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man --

"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"

Posted On: 6 Dec, 2011 at 01:38 AM txsweet txsweet
29 Jan, 2010
Posts: 553

LMAO