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14 things a man would love to have a woman say to him (unless he's gay)

1.) "I'm not wearing any socks...and I have the panties to match."

2.) "I don't feel so good. I think I need a shot of penis-cillin."

3.) "That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too."

4.) "I've got the buns. Do you have the hot dog?"

5.) "Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?"

6.) "Want to give me an Australian Kiss? It's like French kissing, but you'll be going down under."

7.) "I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket."

8.) "Are you a candle? Because I'm going to blow you."

9.) "Do these feel real to you?"

10.) "Do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it."

11.) "My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?"

12.) "You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill."

13.) "If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?"

14.) "I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood."