"Where's-a Guiseppi?"   Reply to topic

A little Italian kid comes home from school and his mother says. "Guiseppi, what-a you learn in-a school today?"
He says, "Mama, today we learn-a all about-a sex education."
She says, "Sex-a education? That's-a bad-a boy. You-a go to you room until you Papa he's-a come home."
A few hours later the old man walks in from work and says, "Where's-a Guiseppi?"
His wife says, "I'm-a send-a him to his-a room. He said he's-a learn sex-a education today in-a school."
He says, "What-a you, stu-peed-o? That's-a what they all learn in-a school here in-a United a-States-a."
She feels bad and goes up to Guiseppi's room to apologize. When she opens the door, Guiseppi's lying on his bed jerking off.
She says, "Guiseppi, when-a you done with-a you homework, I'm-a wanna talk-a to you."