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Three golfers, Mick, John and Pat were playing a round of golf one sunny afternoon. At the seventh hole the Mick and Pat hit their drive's straight down the middle of the fairway. John hit his into the trees. Mick and Pat went to their balls while John went into the woods to look for his ball.
About 10 minutes passed when Mick decided to give John a helping hand to find his ball.
Another 10 minutes passed and there was still no sign Mick and John so the Pat went to look for them.
As he entered the wood Pat could hear moaning. He found Mick and John, one giving the other a good shag up the arse. He shouted out 'what are you doing' to Mick, shagging his friend senceless. Mick said that John had a cardiac arrest. Pat said 'why dont you just give him the kiss of life'. Mick said 'thats how it started'.
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joke submitted by metallisam
on Mar 17, 2008, 7:39 pm
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